Cinegasm55

Any pretty girls wanna snuggle with me for my birthday?

Thanks for the follow. I got you back.
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Just to save all of us some time, I'm 100% straight. Men do nothing for me sexually. I'm only attracted to women. 0 in the Kinsey scale.

Original hair cut: Too short. A couple weeks later: Girl tells me my hair is the perfect length grab while I suck her clit."

Girl: "I'm still waiting on my tribute." Me: "You want a two pump chump?" Girl: "No, but it's been thirty minutes." Me: "That's too long?"

I can't even imagine what conservative, Christian sex looks like.

I love when a girl rides me until I cum and refuses to stop after.

Favorite Thing: You've already fucked her. You're both naked and spooning. She starts stroking your dick with her ass getting you hard again

It's my B-Day. I hope some pretty slut will give me a celebratory BJ.

Favorite thing in the world? Licking vaginas. I would live down there if I could.

PSA: When you post the exact same message on multiple people's profiles in a short period of time, we can all see it.

NASA has confirmed that, in space, doggy style and reverse cowgirl are the same position. Kinda trippy but absolutely true.

I'm in Vegas at the moment. Obviously, anything that happens in Vegas will hopefully end up in the blog section here .

i will have a goodnight tomorrow. a couple want to meet up to fuck to fuck. i love to do this

Hey, cat. Um, you are aware that kneading without cuddling is basically equivalent to sodomy without a reach around, right?

The last girl I ate out orgasmed so hard that she curled into the fetal position and started shaking. I kinda wanna repeat.

Hey Matt!

“Grabs you by the cock” I need my breakfast Matt xoxoxo

I love it when somebody declares himself to be smart whilst showing that he doesn't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

My cat was clawing on my chest this morning before snuggling. All I could think was, "It's nice to have a pussy that kneads me."