To whom it may concern: someone told me yesterday that i was most interesting and enjoyable...
And im soaking it allllllll up!
My sis was judging me while i steamed my curtains this morning and i said "fuck you! Im interesting and enjoyable goddamnit!"
I've signed myself up for massage therapy school.
But I'm starting to think I may be too horny for such a job.
Then again, who better to give you a massage than someone who truly loves and wants to make you feel good from my magic little touches!
... I'm doin it.