A how to chat guide for men

angelique

Well-Known Member
As most men here seem socially inept i have undertaken to try and help.

Firstly guys no dick pics. Seriously no fucking dick pics. I can not emphasize this enough. So dick pics no no no. We aren't impressed by them. Once you have seen one cock we have seen them all and just no. If we see a girl you like in a bar or a coffee shop do you flash your cock? no you don't so please don't in here. In the unlikely even a girl wants to see it they will ask simple as that really isn't it so don't.

Now i can't speak for all females but if you have a body like Chris Hemsworth then i will indeed be interested in seeing it. I do not mind admitting that but remember this is a chat room ultimately what you look like isn't the end all and be all. So don't think your bod will get you anywhere don't be a jerk, be nice and polite and be yourself.

Now the next bit i can only really speak for myself and not others but it might help you out. Firstly don't pm me straight away and expect a reply. Chat in the main chat room first get to know me a bit and i you and we shall see where it goes from there. I don't like being swamped and i imagine others feel the same.

Now if you are going to say hello then say hello, Or hi, heya whichever derivative you use. Ask me/her how she is how was her day for example just start the conversation in a calm rational and socially polite manner. Don't start the conversation with "are you wet" or "wanna fuck" or anything of that ilk. Because unless i have just come out of the shower i wont be wet and if i have just come out of the shower i will not be on here. Also no i don't wanna fuck some random whether that be on or offline. Shows complete ignorance, desperation and lack of respect on your part.

Trust me if i ever want to get more intimate with someone i shall let them know and most ladies will even if sometimes you do need to pick up on some subtle clues.

Before i go some people aren't interested in text speak or abbreviations, slang etc and speaking from a personal point of view i am from the southern hemisphere and i probably will not have a clue what you are on about.

Anyway guys i have tried to keep my points short and simple for you. I hope you read i hope you enjoy and i hope you learn.

This has been an Angie Promotions Presentation thank you for taking the time out of your day to sample the fruits of my wisdom, enjoy and happy hunting

Angelique

xxx
 
As most men here seem socially inept i have undertaken to try and help.

Firstly guys no dick pics. Seriously no fucking dick pics. I can not emphasize this enough. So dick pics no no no. We aren't impressed by them. Once you have seen one cock we have seen them all and just no. If we see a girl you like in a bar or a coffee shop do you flash your cock? no you don't so please don't in here. In the unlikely even a girl wants to see it they will ask simple as that really isn't it so don't.

Now i can't speak for all females but if you have a body like Chris Hemsworth then i will indeed be interested in seeing it. I do not mind admitting that but remember this is a chat room ultimately what you look like isn't the end all and be all. So don't think your bod will get you anywhere don't be a jerk, be nice and polite and be yourself.

Now the next bit i can only really speak for myself and not others but it might help you out. Firstly don't pm me straight away and expect a reply. Chat in the main chat room first get to know me a bit and i you and we shall see where it goes from there. I don't like being swamped and i imagine others feel the same.

Now if you are going to say hello then say hello, Or hi, heya whichever derivative you use. Ask me/her how she is how was her day for example just start the conversation in a calm rational and socially polite manner. Don't start the conversation with "are you wet" or "wanna fuck" or anything of that ilk. Because unless i have just come out of the shower i wont be wet and if i have just come out of the shower i will not be on here. Also no i don't wanna fuck some random whether that be on or offline. Shows complete ignorance, desperation and lack of respect on your part.

Trust me if i ever want to get more intimate with someone i shall let them know and most ladies will even if sometimes you do need to pick up on some subtle clues.

Before i go some people aren't interested in text speak or abbreviations, slang etc and speaking from a personal point of view i am from the southern hemisphere and i probably will not have a clue what you are on about.

Anyway guys i have tried to keep my points short and simple for you. I hope you read i hope you enjoy and i hope you learn.

This has been an Angie Promotions Presentation thank you for taking the time out of your day to sample the fruits of my wisdom, enjoy and happy hunting

Angelique

xxx
I have applied this to the letter and some, I might get reply's 33% of the time on a good day.....
 
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