Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Discussion in 'Blogs' started by Misha000, Jan 22, 2019.

  1. Misha000

    Misha000 Guest

    Ok I stole this from another site but I thought it was funny so...
    You ask a stupid question, then the next person answers with an equally retarded answer and posts a new question.

    E.g
    Q. Why do dogs ears smell like cupcakes?
    A. Because cake is made from tiny ponies shattered dreams...

    You see? It's ridiculous but can be funny if you're witty enough :p

    Let's play.

    Q. Tell me the square root of cheese?
     
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  2. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    A: The square root of Cheese is liquid cow + mouldy culture

    Q: what are earthquakes called on Uranus?
     
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  3. Jessikah

    Jessikah Active Member

    A: Epic Farts

    Q: Why is water wet?
     
  4. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    A: so we can use our towels to get dry after bathing.

    Q: why does she sell seashells on the sea shore?
     
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  5. MrNobody

    MrNobody Well-Known Member

    Because bananas are yellow

    Q: Why do we park our cars in a driveway, but drive them on the parkway?
     
  6. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Cause the wheels on the bus go round and round.

    Q: How do "Do not walk on grass" get there?
     
  7. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    A: the judge drives them in on his lawn mower.

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    Q: what does the leaning tower of pizza taste like?
     
  8. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    :rolleyes: I need a mower like that.

    A: Taste like chicken. :D

    Q: Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?
     
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  9. Jessikah

    Jessikah Active Member

    A: Because water is wet.

    Q: Why is Math always trying to have us find his X?
     
  10. Asslickingmotherfucker

    Asslickingmotherfucker Active Member

    So we know y .What does sound feel like?
     
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  11. Misha000

    Misha000 Guest

    Like a thousand tiny crickets in a pink sock drawer.

    Can you tame a lioness with kellogs rice crispies?
     
  12. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Yes and use sprinkles, bitches love sprinkles.

    Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
     
  13. Irene_Adler

    Irene_Adler Well-Known Member

    Been there, done that.

    XD oops...too slow in answering Misha's question. As for DDD's, I'd say... It's because I like sleeping on the beach.

    What's your recipe for hot snow?
     
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  14. Misha000

    Misha000 Guest

    Throw kinky afros at the window

    How many Irishmen does it take to push a walrus through Tesco?
     
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  15. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    2, cause Gingers are stronger than you think.

    Why cant women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
     
  16. Dogowar

    Dogowar Well-Known Member

    Because their boobs offset their centered of gravity :p


    Why do birds suddenly appear?
     
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  17. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Just like me they long to shit on your head.

    Is it true cannibles dont eat clown because they taste funny?
     
  18. FiveKnuckleShuffle

    FiveKnuckleShuffle Well-Known Member

    The cannibles rated the clown stimuli significantly funnier than the non-joke sentences. Thus, a two-way repeated-measures ANOVA revealed a main effect of sentence type (jokes vs non-jokes; F(1,11)= 97.75, p < 0.0001). The main effect of ambiguity was not significant (F(1,11) = 0.51, p = 0.49) and there was no significant interaction between ambiguity and sentence type (F(1,11) = 3.02, p = 0.11). Funniness ratings did not predict head movements during the scanning session (R2 = 0.12, not significant).

    What happens when you say "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane?
     
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  19. Dogowar

    Dogowar Well-Known Member

    You get free party bracelets and company in the loo ;)

    How can you tell if your girth is good?
     
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  20. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    You will have to buy a new pillow. :D

    Can I use my soap on a rope for pleasure?
     
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