Dirty Nursery Rhyme Contest!

[Mika_Munchkin]

HI! Played this game with some friends over the holiday and it was a right laugh! So thought i'd bring it to you sexy fuckers!

Game is simple, take a nursery rhyme or children's song and change the lyrics to be dirty!

I'll start to give an example;

"Blow, Blow, Blow your bloke, make him beg for more. Cup the balls, smoke the shaft, take it like a whore."

 

[Andromalius]

Wanking Doodle came to town wanking on his pony, pulled a dildo out his bum and said he had a boney.

*Corrupting innocent nursery rhymes tho... I must say I like the idea. Lol.