The cops knocked on my door

Annie33

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I was slapping the sh!t out of myself for quote unquote...
"Talking to f)ucking retards on yahoo answers..
About college level history..
The real deep depths of human world history"

I was screaming to myself..
You're talking with an IQ of about 130..
To a bunch of retards on yahoo answers..
With a f)ucking IQ of 85 at best and probably f)ucking 60!!!

And I slapped myself in the face and head as hard as I could..
And it's it's 2 in the f)ucking morning..

*slapped myself again*

When you f)ucking know who is awake during these hours..
After before and after each one, I slapped myself..

P!mps...
Prostitutes.
Wh0res..
Strippers.
Club bouncers.

Meth
Heroin
Speed
Weed
Budweiser
Busch
Guiness
Jack Daniels

Armed gunmen
Robbers
Dope dealers
Filthy f)ucking street n!ggers.

*slapped myself in the face again*

So the cops knocked on my door.

I just told them that I was arguing over the phone with my sister.
:p

What I was doing was correcting myself over a bad idea.
 
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