- I hated my job at the fireworks factory, I got fired a lot.
- Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.
- I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants, but he's still making fun of me.
- My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk".
- Google request:
How to disable autocorrect in wife?.
