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9 @Amkay welcome back... to both you and your luscious curves

Her pussy is so hairy, the first time I saw her naked, I thought I was at a ZZ Top concert

He finds a stool at the bar, sits down and orders a beer. After a few sips he beckons for the bartender and says, "Hey bartender, want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender says, "Sure, but before you do tell it, you should know there's a massive bodybuilding world champion sitting next to...

What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter

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probably better luck than the chicken Yes, I get the 'zebra' reference lol

My wife told me that in order to have peace at home, we had to leave our problems at the door. Now she's mad at me because she's locked outside.

Would be more fun to cum in you

I went over to this Asian's chick house last night. We were making out on the couch and I suggested we try 69. So she got up and made me crispy chicken with fried rice.

I witnessed a woman get her nipple pierced last night at the bar. On an unrelated note, I suck at darts.