I've always wondered how legitimate pornos with delivery guys were so one day I decided to order a pizza and test it out.
Sure enough once he arrived I flirted a bit, got a little touchy Feely. Then I asked him if I could give him a tip for the delivery and leaned in for a kiss.
His...
About 2 years ago I was just chilling in my kitchen waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, then suddenly this pitch black spider came up to the kitchen counter and crawled its way to my coffee maker.
As a fellow lover of coffee I took the liberty of taking it to my hand, it looked so smooth...
Title is self explanatory >_>
But HEYYYY welcome to my introduction. Been here for a year and I like meeting new people, but be warned that I do tend to be unpredictable and a pain uwu