Droopy

"I am the best. There is no doubt. All is under me, it is fact. What you say, what you do, what you think means nothing to me. Everyone is a mere peasant to me; I am the king. If you do not like what I say, I must tell you something important. I stop caring about that 5 seconds ago. I am no mortal, do not compare me to yourself, for..I will be better."
~ The Rudest D-Bag