Hannah
Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing.
I'm originally from Czechoslovakia (yes, I know it's not called that now but it was when I was born): I live in the United Kingdom (the England part). I'm 5ft 1, light brown eyes, reddish brown hair, about 9st (that's 126lbs for our American friends, or 57kg for anyone else), which fluctuates upwards, mostly, and size 10/12 (depending where I shop). I divorced amicably in February 2009 after eleven years of marriage.
My name is Hannah and not 'hun', 'babe', 'sexy' or anything else, so please don't use those terms or any derivatives. I abhor 'text' chat, so none of that 'ru', 'y', 'b4', 'wuu2' nonsense, so please use correct English. Remember, 'Hey' is not a replacement for 'Hello'; it's what you shout at a shoplifter. And don't use those ridiculous emoticon things. Oh, and please have the manners to introduce yourself. Thank you.
I like visiting castles and museums; riding my bike (because it's easier than jogging), football (yes, I even understand the offside Law), cricket, a bit of golf; taking photos of everything and anything; walking; listening to my nan go on about the time she spent during WW2 in both Germany and occupied France. Well, I did until she died at the beginning of February 2019 at the ripe old age of 95. I've also written a book in the mystery horror genre (with some personal experiences in there) to prove to myself I could do it.
I have no interest in seeing your webcam nor your photos, either.
I have a bit of a thing for Sarah Taylor, Laura Marsh, Georgina Reilly, Eva LaRue, Ellyse Perry, Julia Stiles, Michelle Owen and Robyn Schoenhoffer (and I bet you're Googling those names right now).
I also have some favourite films (in no particular order).
Twelve Angry Men
Zulu
Head!
The General
The Lost Weekend
A Hard Day's Night
The Bourne Trilogy
Mission Impossible TV series
Grease.
That lot should give you something to chat about.
Three more things; don't ask what I'm looking for. It's a stupid thing to ask and men seem to be the main culprits. If I was 'looking' for anything, I'd go out my front door to find it. Equally, don't ask what I would rather be doing either; if I would rather be doing something else, I'd be doing it and not replying to you. And I don't role play.
Do not contact me:
If you're not willing to get to know me, only interested in cumming ASAP, an idiot, or someone who wants to role play.
Sex Acts:
Loads.
Sex Positions
I don't mind.
Fetishes
Bondage, Dressing Up, Spanking, submission, Exhibitionism.
Sex Toys
Yes, I have those.
Places to Have Sex
Outdoors, especially cemeteries.
Hottest Sexual Fantasy
I don't have fantasies, as they can never be acted upon. I have desires, which can be.
Most Memorable Sexual Experience
All I need to say is that, when she was younger, my eldest daughter had a rather dishy young boyfriend who just happened to be black. Mind you, they've all been, but this one was exceptionally dishy.
Most Embarrassing Sexual Experience
I've not had any but a few blokes have when I've laughed at their attempts at seduction.
My First Sexual Experience
I was very young and he was 20. Suffice to say, he didn't complain. (Then again, neither did I.) And, for all I know, he may still have my knickers. However, no matter how many men a girl has, only a black man can really take your virginity. I was 29 when I truly lost mine and as a result of that experience, I left my husband two weeks later and moved myself and my daughter in with my black lover.
When I got really drunk, I...
I don't drink alcohol, so I've never been drunk. I don't need alcohol to spread my legs.
I'm Ashamed to say that I once...
...put a tin of peas back on the wrong shelf in a supermarket when I realised I didn't want it. It's either that or the time when I was, ahem, a lot younger and had a threesome with two men who paid me. Or when I was taken dogging, but that's not really anything to be ashamed of, so I don't know why I put that.
In fact, I don't know why I bothered filling any of this in, as no bugger reads it.
Hates
Unshaven men, hairy men, fishing and role playing. Especially role playing; it's tedious and pointless.
And yes, my name really is Hannah.
I'm originally from Czechoslovakia (yes, I know it's not called that now but it was when I was born): I live in the United Kingdom (the England part). I'm 5ft 1, light brown eyes, reddish brown hair, about 9st (that's 126lbs for our American friends, or 57kg for anyone else), which fluctuates upwards, mostly, and size 10/12 (depending where I shop). I divorced amicably in February 2009 after eleven years of marriage.
My name is Hannah and not 'hun', 'babe', 'sexy' or anything else, so please don't use those terms or any derivatives. I abhor 'text' chat, so none of that 'ru', 'y', 'b4', 'wuu2' nonsense, so please use correct English. Remember, 'Hey' is not a replacement for 'Hello'; it's what you shout at a shoplifter. And don't use those ridiculous emoticon things. Oh, and please have the manners to introduce yourself. Thank you.
I like visiting castles and museums; riding my bike (because it's easier than jogging), football (yes, I even understand the offside Law), cricket, a bit of golf; taking photos of everything and anything; walking; listening to my nan go on about the time she spent during WW2 in both Germany and occupied France. Well, I did until she died at the beginning of February 2019 at the ripe old age of 95. I've also written a book in the mystery horror genre (with some personal experiences in there) to prove to myself I could do it.
I have no interest in seeing your webcam nor your photos, either.
I have a bit of a thing for Sarah Taylor, Laura Marsh, Georgina Reilly, Eva LaRue, Ellyse Perry, Julia Stiles, Michelle Owen and Robyn Schoenhoffer (and I bet you're Googling those names right now).
I also have some favourite films (in no particular order).
Twelve Angry Men
Zulu
Head!
The General
The Lost Weekend
A Hard Day's Night
The Bourne Trilogy
Mission Impossible TV series
Grease.
That lot should give you something to chat about.
Three more things; don't ask what I'm looking for. It's a stupid thing to ask and men seem to be the main culprits. If I was 'looking' for anything, I'd go out my front door to find it. Equally, don't ask what I would rather be doing either; if I would rather be doing something else, I'd be doing it and not replying to you. And I don't role play.
Do not contact me:
If you're not willing to get to know me, only interested in cumming ASAP, an idiot, or someone who wants to role play.
Sex Acts:
Loads.
Sex Positions
I don't mind.
Fetishes
Bondage, Dressing Up, Spanking, submission, Exhibitionism.
Sex Toys
Yes, I have those.
Places to Have Sex
Outdoors, especially cemeteries.
Hottest Sexual Fantasy
I don't have fantasies, as they can never be acted upon. I have desires, which can be.
Most Memorable Sexual Experience
All I need to say is that, when she was younger, my eldest daughter had a rather dishy young boyfriend who just happened to be black. Mind you, they've all been, but this one was exceptionally dishy.
Most Embarrassing Sexual Experience
I've not had any but a few blokes have when I've laughed at their attempts at seduction.
My First Sexual Experience
I was very young and he was 20. Suffice to say, he didn't complain. (Then again, neither did I.) And, for all I know, he may still have my knickers. However, no matter how many men a girl has, only a black man can really take your virginity. I was 29 when I truly lost mine and as a result of that experience, I left my husband two weeks later and moved myself and my daughter in with my black lover.
When I got really drunk, I...
I don't drink alcohol, so I've never been drunk. I don't need alcohol to spread my legs.
I'm Ashamed to say that I once...
...put a tin of peas back on the wrong shelf in a supermarket when I realised I didn't want it. It's either that or the time when I was, ahem, a lot younger and had a threesome with two men who paid me. Or when I was taken dogging, but that's not really anything to be ashamed of, so I don't know why I put that.
In fact, I don't know why I bothered filling any of this in, as no bugger reads it.
Hates
Unshaven men, hairy men, fishing and role playing. Especially role playing; it's tedious and pointless.
And yes, my name really is Hannah.
- Birthday
- Feb 5, 1979 (Age: 45)
- Occupation
- Layabout.
- Gender
- Female
- Relationship Status
- Depends on who's asking ;)
- Age open to (maximum)
- 100+
- Stature
- Petite / Short
- Languages
- Also fluent in sarcasm
- Role Play Interests
- Hahahahaha.
- Sports Interests
- It tells you that.
- Hobbies and Pastime
- It tells you that, too.
- Other Interests
- And that.
Signature
"Boy, you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down."
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