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HottieNextDoor
The first thing people usually notice about me is my friendly personality, closely followed by my smashing eyes. You may find yourself awed by the caliber of my eyes and lips. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its full.
I am a student. This allows me to exercise my skills: intelligence and kindness. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw Kermit the Frog getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We'd better keep your kit on out of doors!
My life goals are:
Meet Douglas Adams' ghost
get jiggy with you
Have a three-way date
Help all the students in the world
If you're the right man for me, you'll be clever and witty. You won't be afraid to have a good time and will have a healthy respect for life.
I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygiene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.