So quite a few years ago, I had been going out with a lovely lady called Elaine, curvy, buxom, just a nice woman but it didn't work out in the end, long story. So the place I was working in was very cosy with a nice group of people who decided to take me out to drown my sorrows. So I'd say a...
I think you should all move to Ireland so we can all go out for a drink, have a flirt and a chat and then back to my house near the sea for an all-nighter... Ireland is also neutral so when Donkey Trump and Kim Yong Nuts start firing nukes, you'll probably live a little longer too.
I have used champagne (and the bottle) extremely rudely.. I distinctly remember her saying she could feel the bubbles inside her and on her clit.. before it was uncerimoniously licked clean..
I can just imagine my hot flat tongue sweeping up and down, probing inside, teasing you, using my lips to tug on your outer lips before circling your clit very slowly, barely touching it, building your pleasure until you grip my head with your thighs and come extremely hard, your entire body...