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Kittenonacatwalk
Well what do you want, the truth or the mystery? Things that I consider interesting about myself: ~I started playing with myself far too early, and had daydreams that would make most perverts cry. I told my mother I didn't want to be crazy and she told me it is better than being drugged. So I just draw monsters, write songs, and cum at LEAST twice a day every day. While working the grindstone ..blah ..blah ..boring ..boring. REALITY IS ALRIGHT, when you're a sarcastic delight! ;D
Porn teaches us not to trust those weirdos with step-brothers or sisters. But I feel like there should be an exception if they were really really fucking hot.
Do I peak your curiosity yet?
I've been liking, sluts and their tears, MGD Beers, fears, watching myself in mirrors, and who doesn't love naked freaky people and taking all the pictures of them. Slut Butlers (can we make this a thing?), Hip checks not punches, pretty knickers and these so called 'boxes' we keep checking for ourselves.
There is not much I don't like.... But I don't like being a statistic with daddy issues, I don't particularly enjoy small dogs and I have been known to be afraid of the dark, but only when my magic powers aren't working. They don't take rechargeable batteries. >:O
I can see the creatures that make up my own subconscious... and they are always really horny.. they like it in every hole and promised me I would be pretty if I only gave them my naivety and virginity.... so I did! I mean why not? If you are already psycho, signing a deal with an 'imaginary monster' is harmless right?
I am not insane only creative and creepy but cute enough to get away with it. I also write songs so when cute fails, hopefully singing lullabies doesn't. ~Thanks for reading ~ Meow and Cheers P.S I am not one of those mythical 'smart and funny' girls. I am an asshole, but I mean well.