Recent content by Princess_Spider-Fan

Yeah. TMNT toys. You know? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Burger King had them as the kids mean toy this month so I obviously as a 22 year old with the mind of a toddler had to get a kids meal just so I can have a Ninja Turtle.

A Burger King kids meal because they had TMNT toys... I'm 22

Happy Lunar New Year to everyone who celebrates! Year of the horse.

After a depressive weekend, I am feeling somewhat better but I'm still depressed I just won't show it as much so basically I'm back to my normal self of masking my problems with jokes...like a certain web themed hero...hey wait a minute

Thank you for checking up on me. That really means a lot to me

Thank you, friend <3

Rip my heart out and squeeze it until it's no longer pumping while I lay on the ground bleeding out until I am dead. Stab me, kill me, just let me DIE

You ever learn something about your favorite actor and lose respect for them because they are weirdo? Because I just had that with my childhood hero.

Dear USA citizens, I'll stop making fun of you when you stop giving me so much easy material to work with. Love, your Canadian neighbor

Time for the most depressing weeks of my life...hooray!

3 years ago this week I lost the most important person in my life. There isn't a second that goes by where I don't miss my grandma. I know she's up there somewhere looking down on me and is beaming with happiness as she watches me grow and continue to learn. She would be proud of this new path I...

Watch Marvel Television's Wonder Man on Disney+ or I'm breaking your kneecaps

I am such a WONDERful MAN