Awe... Such a well mannered kitty huh? Cute. Also... First thing I’d like to say is I like your sense of humor, a lot. Might wanna be careful tho, plenty get butt hurt scary fast...
Or maybe you need yourself a guard Wolf? A big savage, insane, deranged and somewhat insatiable Wolf to eep an eye on your... Uhm... Dignity? Js... Happy Sunday kitty.