Saw that you were born in London, and now moved over the pond, the reason that i followed you is simply because i try to make a habit of following beautiful girls, if you're lost, pop me some kinda message, only IF you want..
oh I'm quite lost actually and rather intensely frustrated at the moment. Charming that you should offer a service and guide me abit....oh yes lets do this.
Lost as in what way, you need to relieve yourself of that pent up frustration the best way you can, i will try my utmost to guide you along the magical path...
Truly then I am ready for that quest and leave behind such frustrations in several gushes only to achieve satisfaction and contentment as well as yourself may guide the Ritual...mmm
But of course, to protect the guide is foremost, and weather out the tempest as the adventure unfolds to whatever eloquent endings the Fates have decreed .