I need to practice “Social distancing” from my refrigerator 
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Hello
You think I’m crazy Now? Just wait till the sedative wears off.
Instead of cleaning house, I just watch an episode of hoarders and think, Wow my house looks Great!
Boring; A word stupid people use to describe smart people.
Immature; A word boring people use to describe fun people.
The price of being a sheep is boredom. The price for being a wolf is loneliness.
Some people remind me of old TV sets. Sometimes you have to hit them a few times before they get the picture.
Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the carnage.
Two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. ...and I’m not so sure about the universe. ~ Albert Einstein
Doing nothing is very hard to do. After all, you never know when you’re done. :/
I’m losing my mind, but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be okay.
My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them.
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