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sweetcallie

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

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AkshayGoodOne

Are you fertile soil? Cause I gonna plunge my graft into you :x

sweetcallie

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

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AkshayGoodOne

Are you a fine drink? Cause I always look for you after work :x

sweetcallie

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight..

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AkshayGoodOne

I just have the "niverse". When I have U, I have the Universe :x

sweetcallie

Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

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AkshayGoodOne

Give my your high heels, I'll place my head over those, so you see I'm head over heels for you :x

sweetcallie

Your body is made up of 70% water... and I am thirsty.

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AkshayGoodOne

You're my synonym for "love" :x

sweetcallie

Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

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AkshayGoodOne

You're the manure to my heart and my dick, cause my heart thrives and my dick grows only when you smear yourself over me :x

sweetcallie

Call me your headboard because I want you banging me against the wall every night.

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AkshayGoodOne

Be my termite, so we break the bed every night :x

sweetcallie

Are you hungry? Because omelette you get a piece of this.