All the sexy women love me. If you don't, you know what that means.
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shawty asked what my sign is, I said the dollar sign
Thanks for being such a quirky presence in chats. Always felt welcomed and comfortable around you, homie
Call me irritable bowel syndrome cuz I'm the shìt
a perfect guy doesn't exis--
"Hast thou ever asked thy wench for other wenches?"
I beat my dick and bust off in ya eye so you can see me coming!!
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" - Gandhi
*leaves a bunch of cock drawings on the wall*
Perfect
So perfect
p..purrfect
Veni, vidi, vici
Heya asshole. I can’t get into chat cause I’m a spammer, apparently, so send a hello from me to all the weirdos please. And if you see Boo tell her I say I owe her a bite, don’t ask questions... -_- Thanks bra!
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