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People who say “Go big or go home.” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.
People who say “Go big or go home.” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.- Tezz12
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Men have a 6 in 1 shampoo for face, hair, body, floor, car and dishwasher. :P
Men have a 6 in 1 shampoo for face, hair, body, floor, car and dishwasher. :P- Tezz12
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Women have a specific shampoo for dry, damaged dyed hair...
Women have a specific shampoo for dry, damaged dyed hair...- Tezz12
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I’m pretty sure I’ve spent at least a third of my life saying “What the fuck is wrong with...
I’m pretty sure I’ve spent at least a third of my life saying “What the fuck is wrong with people?” O.o- Tezz12
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Wouldn’t life be so much easier if we could just send certain people to the Spam folder? O.O
Wouldn’t life be so much easier if we could just send certain people to the Spam folder? O.O- Tezz12
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I didn’t give a fuck. Then I drank a Red Bull...
I didn’t give a fuck. Then I drank a Red Bull...- Tezz12
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I hate how you are just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you...
I hate how you are just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can go out and get a job.- Tezz12
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Headphones, (n) A socially acceptable “I’m ignoring you” device. :P
Headphones, (n) A socially acceptable “I’m ignoring you” device. :P- Tezz12
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The number of times I think “Shut the fuck up” while people are talking is getting wayyy out of...
The number of times I think “Shut the fuck up” while people are talking is getting wayyy out of hand. O.o- Tezz12
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... but when I do it I’m being antisocial? O.o
... but when I do it I’m being antisocial? O.o- Tezz12
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So it’s okay for a cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors show up...
So it’s okay for a cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors show up...- Tezz12
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You don’t like me? That’s such a shame. I’ll need a few seconds to recover from this tragedy. :P
You don’t like me? That’s such a shame. I’ll need a few seconds to recover from this tragedy. :P- Tezz12
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My house looks like I’m losing a game of Jumanji. O.O
My house looks like I’m losing a game of Jumanji. O.O- Tezz12
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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it feels like it. O.o
My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it feels like it. O.o- Tezz12
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I have to teach my facial expressions to use their “inside” voice. :P
I have to teach my facial expressions to use their “inside” voice. :P- Tezz12
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People either inspire you, or drain you... choose wisely. :)
People either inspire you, or drain you... choose wisely. :)- Tezz12
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Just checked my daytimer. It looks like I won’t be giving a single fuck all week. :P
Just checked my daytimer. It looks like I won’t be giving a single fuck all week. :P- Tezz12
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Word of the day: Karmasutra, (adj) When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways. O.o
Word of the day: Karmasutra, (adj) When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways. O.o- Tezz12
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