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    Don’t lead, I’ll get bored and wander off. Don’t follow, I’ll get us lost. Walk beside me and...

    Don’t lead, I’ll get bored and wander off. Don’t follow, I’ll get us lost. Walk beside me and help me cause trouble. XD
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    Word of the day: Exhaustipated, (adj.) Too tired to give a shit. O.O

    Word of the day: Exhaustipated, (adj.) Too tired to give a shit. O.O
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    Yeah, that’s arrhythmia. You can die from that. :P

    Yeah, that’s arrhythmia. You can die from that. :P
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    You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat?

    You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat?
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    Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers. XD

    Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers. XD
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    Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half...

    Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it. :P
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    Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks, “What the fuck are you doing now?!?” :P

    Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks, “What the fuck are you doing now?!?” :P
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    I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I...

    I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what’s going on. O.o
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    If only closed minds came with closed mouths. O.O

    If only closed minds came with closed mouths. O.O
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    The more I think the more confused I get. O.o

    The more I think the more confused I get. O.o
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    You can be a good person with a kind spirit and Still tell people to go fuck themselves when...

    You can be a good person with a kind spirit and Still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed. ;)
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    This is Rarely a good thing. :P

    This is Rarely a good thing. :P
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    Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and go out for a stroll through my mouth.

    Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and go out for a stroll through my mouth.
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    I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me. O.o

    I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me. O.o
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    Group rates available upon request. :P

    Group rates available upon request. :P
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    Sarcasm: Just one of the many valuable services I provide. :D

    Sarcasm: Just one of the many valuable services I provide. :D
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    Sarcasm! The witty will have fun, but the stupid won’t get it. ;)

    Sarcasm! The witty will have fun, but the stupid won’t get it. ;)
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    Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go. O.o

    Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go. O.o
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    [0] Days without sarcasm.

    [0] Days without sarcasm.
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    If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something...

    If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong. :P
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