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  1. OpenAussieMale

    Random fact of the day!

    Nicotine, the substance that makes cigarettes addictive, is lethal in doses of as little as 0.5mg/kg (Meaning your average 180lb man dies after consuming about 40mg, or about the size of a water drop), making it more lethal than arsenic or bleach.
  2. OpenAussieMale

    MY BURGER! You may settle for overcooked noodles. Maybe with meat sauce Yeah..... meat sauce

    MY BURGER! You may settle for overcooked noodles. Maybe with meat sauce Yeah..... meat sauce
  3. OpenAussieMale

    Hmph. No noodles for Misha now. You could have had nice pasta dish. You have scorned me. Hmph

    Hmph. No noodles for Misha now. You could have had nice pasta dish. You have scorned me. Hmph
  4. OpenAussieMale

    Well, I never! The nerve of you, insulting my personage and likening it to overcooked pasta! Fie...

    Well, I never! The nerve of you, insulting my personage and likening it to overcooked pasta! Fie on you! I bite my thumb at thee, knave!
  5. OpenAussieMale

    Regrettably, my noodle is all soft now. Too much cooking, and we all know how soft noodles tend...

    Regrettably, my noodle is all soft now. Too much cooking, and we all know how soft noodles tend to not look good in photos...
  6. OpenAussieMale

    Random fact of the day!

    From a biological standpoint, strawberries, blackberries, raspberries and even mulberries aren't actually berries. HOWEVER, fruits such as eggplant, grapes, tomatoes, chillies and even bananas ARE technically berries. The fruit. They lie.
  7. OpenAussieMale

    Hell, I wish. All I can do is cook my noodles for just the right amount of time

    Hell, I wish. All I can do is cook my noodles for just the right amount of time
  8. OpenAussieMale

    Who's to say I don't consume and absorb it, letting it flow through my blood and giving me...

    Who's to say I don't consume and absorb it, letting it flow through my blood and giving me superpowers?
  9. OpenAussieMale

    No no, that's mostly the souls of the undying (lawyers, crazy ex's and entitled old people) and...

    No no, that's mostly the souls of the undying (lawyers, crazy ex's and entitled old people) and glue. From the glue factory. Where they make glue. Mine is just magic.
  10. OpenAussieMale

    Oh no, this burger will last forever. It's an infinite burger, held together by time magic and...

    Oh no, this burger will last forever. It's an infinite burger, held together by time magic and my everlasting libido
  11. OpenAussieMale

    Random fact of the day!

    Echidnas have a four-pronged penis. Platypi are the only venomous mammal. And the two of them are the only monotremes in the world. They lay eggs. As mammals. Fucking Australian fauna. Don't even get me started.
  12. OpenAussieMale

    Random fact of the day!

    There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who can derive conclusions from incomplete data sets.
  13. OpenAussieMale

    Random fact of the day!

    On the Gary Larson train, Gary almost got taken to court by Jane Goodall's lawyer and PR staff due to this little number The best part? Jane herself found it hilarious, and was shocked that her staff went so far as to threaten legal action against Gary.
  14. OpenAussieMale

    Random fact of the day!

    The (now dwarf) planet Pluto was named by an 11 year old girl named Venetia Burney. Since Pluto was so hard to find, but was predicted to exist, little Venetia suggested it be named after the Roman god of the Underworld due to his ability to turn invisible, much like the planet seemed to be. Her...
  15. OpenAussieMale

    Random fact of the day!

    Thematically Appropriate given the site: A study of over 15 000 men found the average penis size is 13.12cm (5.16 inches) when erect. And the standard deviation is about 1.66cm (0.65 inches). So that guy talking about his 8 inch dick is in the top 0.3% of people. Crazy.
  16. OpenAussieMale

    Random fact of the day!

    Only three regular polygons can tessellate - the equilateral triangle, the square, and the regular hexagon. All other polygons end up having really crazy looking shapes to make them tessellate. Bonus fact: There are 15 different pentagons that can tessellate. Yay!
  17. OpenAussieMale

    Ask ME Anything

    Gosh Darnit Enid, now I gotta do this again. Ask away. I know I'm a lot less interesting than Enid, but eh. I'm all about sharing.
  18. OpenAussieMale

    Ama

    What made you think that you could STEAL MY THUNDER!?
  19. OpenAussieMale

    Another confession.

    I'd probably get you a coffee, chat about your day and give you a crisp high five to finish it off. Maybe a hug if I'm feeling frisky
  20. OpenAussieMale

    Random fact of the day!

    Kangaroos can't walk. They physically can't make a "one leg in front of the other" motion. They have to kinda.....hop slowly to go slow
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