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If you BRB I must do something to occupy my idle mind. I am thinking something. Care to guess?

If I could kick the guy who came up with this DST idea in the balls, he would never have to worry about anything ever ever again. Imagine two little testicle satellites being launched through his (yes I am sure it's his) paper thin skull into an area only a Time Lord could reach.

One benefit of living rurally is having Nature parade before your eyes. One morning I was drinking coffee on the porch when a herd of deer meandered across my yard. It was the start of hunting season so I calmly went into the house, got my rifle, and shot my first deer of the season. That was...

Waves "HI"

Is now sadly adrift on the sea of Love

I didnt know any other way to reply to Firball's scenario. Sorry I coloured out of the lines.

An Ole and Sven joke. Sven goes to the outhouse and when he opens the door he sees Ole tossing dollar bills down the hole. "What da heck you doing dere, Ole? Why you trowing dat money down da hole?" Sven asks. Ole replied, "Ven I got up, a quarter fell outta my pocket an into da hole. An I dam...

Take the money and go. Go go go. Unusual travel suggestions are like dancing lessons from God. Thinking of all activities available, would you rather spend time in the cold and snow or the warm and ocean?

Still the happy gf of my sexy, sassy Midnightgirl. The featured girl of my dreams

Try one of the chat rooms for a more active experience. You can use these msg boards but the affair proceeds very slowly.

Get into a chat room and see what you can do about that :)

Heigh

If you try a plea for help in a chat room, especially the sex chat room, you will get a much faster response. A little trick I have learned through the years....

Loves my gfs hot Spanish kisses. And always needs her love. Here there and everywhere.

Pushes you on swing set

All your wishes and desires can be found somewhere. Just keep looking and never give up hope :)

Try the chat rooms if you are in a hurry. There is something there for everyone

Try getting into the chat rooms. Lots of action there. And I'm sure a goth could stir something up, if so inclined. Personally, I am more into steam punk instead of goth. and industrial dance. but be that as it may, try getting involved in day to day stuff here. sometimes it is very ... umm...