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If one has no fucks to give, then they are in that sought-after state of blissful equilibrium. They are neither here nor there. Not even anywhere. They reside contentedly in a box and with a fox, shrugging off daily cares and drama. So no fucks are needed or desired. *uses a long straw to take a...

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Because you should share your toys?

Make ice cream non fattening. And get rid of mosquitos

You can stay here and chat. You don't need to go to kik. But someone told me you all use kik cause you can record and copy for sale later.

*peers anxiously from cellar. Looking about for damage, collapsed buildings, or apocalyptic zombies*

*Is glad she is standing up wind of Ford* As a fair skinned lady, it is my fate to get burned easily. I have burned once already this year and I am now seriously considering becoming a creature of the night.

*runs and dives into storm cellar. Huddles in corner with blanket over head*

it looks like you are here

Now they got nothing. And soon the wont have knives either

Just missed again. It's getting to be a habit

Did you ever say something profound by accident and wonder why everyone is making such a fuss?

I would but my bulb burned out.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear to be an idiot than open it and remove all doubt

She was up there in years. It is the circle of life after all

Don't be emotionless like Dexter. Be emotionless like Spock

Booze and booty is good.

It seems I have neglected my duty to send this forward by not reading the instructions. What a twatard. @Midnightgirl @ViXxXeN @carly_fox @Ellie93 @JennyG I appreciate you girls. Keep up the good work

Drysexual = someone stuck in a rut

I knew a fellow whose idea of a good time was to sniff paint and stick up convenience stores. Poor lad is no longer with us, of course. But the world is so full of such marvelous things, I'm sure we should all be as happy as kings.