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Have you never used butter to get hard things into tight spaces?

OMG!!! Were you watching?

Do you think there was any butter left after they were done with me?

You think I hung around to find out?

Allsorts Where do you want to go or what do you want to do for our first date?

Why do you think I walk with a limp?

Requesting pics rather than letting the sender decide when/if they want to send them.

Did I not tell you the story of the time I was stuck in a room with two Japanese business men, a donkey, a rooster and a tub of butter?

Dentist WYR you were the more attractive one in your relationship or your partner was?

Over three years I reckon Last time you sent a personal pic to someone?

Definately, but what you gonna do about it? It is what it is and what it has always been! Are you having a fun Saturday?

Long pubic hair

Neck your special talent?

X-rated conversations

Landline Tell me about what kind of person you are

Sister How would you describe the state of the world right now?

If you guys are stripping can I pay with coins? If so where do I put put them?

Doesn’t everyday feel like Groundhog Day in the current climate?

I’m not sure I’m making use of them, I’m still trying to work out what they are! Are you doing anything exciting this weekend?

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