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In Russia, beer was considered a soft drink until 2011.

One of the most awesome things I've seen. I love it, Fuckray!

When I get to the kitchen, I see one of my sister's friends there, getting something out of the fridge. I don't remember her name. She's the dorky cute one, the quietest in the bunch. Never says more than 4 words to me. Meh. I don't mind the company for a little while, as I put my sandwich...

Indeed it is a lot! That's what happens when you've got some awesome panties ;) Oh! in my panties - Ciara

Pity, but I'm glad you're not letting those assholes stop you from studying. Keep at it! :)

Glad you enjoyed it, milady :)

I cannot tell a lie, I'm sorry about the death of your love. Hearing about it made me a little sad, especially since I'm a romantic at heart and love to hear stories of couples who are deeply in love after years together. It seems there are some nice ladies here who do chat, actually chat, and...

We do just want to be fucked sometimes, but the notion of stretching all our holes is another story. A lot of women have come to abhor anal sex because of a terrible first experience. Insufficient lubrication and going in too quickly, too fast makes it terrible. Porn leads us to believe that...

Christmas, where a fat peeping tom observes you night and day (he sees you when you're sleeping/he knows when you're awake), to decide on your goodness. The fat peeping tom then commits the breaking and entering felony to leave a present of joy or sorrow, depending on his assessment of your...

I don't exactly know how it works in your college, but is there not a department set up for people who have special needs? I had 2 classmates who had ADHD and they needed extra time for exams as well as people to read assignments for them, and a particular department in our student services...

A wife, after 35 years of marriage confessed to her husband that she has not ever experienced an orgasm. He deduced the reason; it was too hot for her to fully enjoy herself. So he ordered their young gardener to fan them with a towel while he made love to his wife. At first the young man...

I think smegma coated sex amoebas would be an incredible band name. That aside, yeah, they do seem bot like. I dunno. Whatever they are, they do annoy like a rash in a hard to reach place.

Yes, YESSSSS!!! Face slapping someone with a cactus!!!!! I cannot tell a lie, I like this a little...ok a lot too much, but it's friggin' awesome!

I suppose my university experience differs from the typical American college one because I went to school out of America as an adult. I decided to work after high school before pursuing my degree. I have no doubt that the younger crowd who were in classes with me fully involved themselves in...

Amanuensis (n) A literary or artistic assistant, in particular one who takes dictation or copies manuscripts. I heard of that word for the first time in a class, and I loved how it rolls off the tongue.

I am reading To Walk in the Way of Lions, book 2 of The Rise of the Upper Kingdom series by H. Leighton Dickson. Good books that could be great with a better editor. There are some typos.

Game of Thrones! It's very awesome.

At the undergraduate level, I have a double major in literature and linguistics with a minor in education. I just wrapped up my master's in business administration, specializing in human resource management.

Like you, I was super happy to see this topic, but then, of course, the smegma-coated, sex amoebas have to come with their nude pic hawking annoyances. Why don't they just limit themselves to one space and not infect everything that's clever and good with their crap?