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  1. Tezz12

    Boring; A word stupid people use to describe smart people. :P

    Boring; A word stupid people use to describe smart people. :P
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    Immature; A word boring people use to describe fun people. :P

    Immature; A word boring people use to describe fun people. :P
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    Choose one or the other with great care.

    Choose one or the other with great care.
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    The price of being a sheep is boredom. The price for being a wolf is loneliness.

    The price of being a sheep is boredom. The price for being a wolf is loneliness.
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    Some people remind me of old TV sets. Sometimes you have to hit them a few times before they get...

    Some people remind me of old TV sets. Sometimes you have to hit them a few times before they get the picture. O.o
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    Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the carnage. :P

    Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the carnage. :P
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    Two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. ...and I’m not so sure about the...

    Two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. ...and I’m not so sure about the universe. ~ Albert Einstein
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    Doing nothing is very hard to do. After all, you never know when you’re done. :/

    Doing nothing is very hard to do. After all, you never know when you’re done. :/
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    I’m losing my mind, but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be...

    I’m losing my mind, but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be okay. :D
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    My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them. :(

    My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them. :(
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    I certainly can, it’s only a matter of pointing it in the right direction. ;)

    I certainly can, it’s only a matter of pointing it in the right direction. ;)
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    Cuckaw cuckaw :P

    Cuckaw cuckaw :P
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    Give me a couple of minutes warning, I’ll make us drinks and a big bowl of popcorn. :D

    Give me a couple of minutes warning, I’ll make us drinks and a big bowl of popcorn. :D
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    I have a feeling there’s going to be many full moons in the near future for you ;)

    I have a feeling there’s going to be many full moons in the near future for you ;)
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    I see no reason why you shouldn’t, unless the full moon you’re seeing is just your neighbor...

    I see no reason why you shouldn’t, unless the full moon you’re seeing is just your neighbor flashing his butt at you. :D
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    But then look who’s raising their hand in front of their computer screen. ;)

    But then look who’s raising their hand in front of their computer screen. ;)
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    Raise your hand if you think I’m crazy. :)

    Raise your hand if you think I’m crazy. :)
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    Perkatory (pur kaw tawr e’) n. The anguished, prolonged period spent waiting for a fresh pot of...

    Perkatory (pur kaw tawr e’) n. The anguished, prolonged period spent waiting for a fresh pot of coffee to be ready. :P
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    I am not responsible for anything I say before I’ve had my morning coffee. O.O

    I am not responsible for anything I say before I’ve had my morning coffee. O.O
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    Never underestimate yourself. You can hard things if you try. Like making coffee, Before you’ve...

    Never underestimate yourself. You can hard things if you try. Like making coffee, Before you’ve had coffee. O.o
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