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Imagining others watching you pleasure yourself can be a very erotic experience. Do you picture others pleasuring themselves while looking at your photos? ;)

For all those women who say “All men are the same”, nobody said to try them all. O.o

When someone says to me “great minds think alike”, I just look at them and think to myself, “you dirty little bastard”. ;)

Recipes are like online dating profiles, they never end up looking like the picture.

At the store find a parent with their kid in the shopping cart and ask them what isle they are selling them on. :P

If at first you don’t succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you the first time. O.o

The next time you’re in a hardware store, fill your shopping cart with boxes of matches and kerosene, and walk around the store grinning. :D

There are two rules in life: 1. Never give out all the information. 2.

How soon after you get up is it okay to take a nap? Asking for a fr... asking for me. :P

I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. O.O

In life it’s important to know when to stop arguing with people, and simply let them be wrong. O.o

No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it. :D

I was Born to be Wild, but only till 9:00 PM or so. ;)

When women ask for your opinion, they don’t want to hear Your option, they want to hear Their opinion in a deeper voice. :P

I don’t think you’re acting stupid. I’m convinced it’s the real thing. :D