A dwarf breath so loud we could've shot him in the dark...definitively an elf in Khazad Dum
WYR be Eowyn languishing for Aragorn she'll never have or Arwen mourning for Aragorn she has long lost?
Middle Earth and there's not even a comparison there (but I think your nickname gives you away)
WYR be Arwen abused by orc or Galadriel abusing Uruk Hai?
My partner has full access to my phone so she can check which she prefers
Unfortunately, I cannot show her the all photos you did not send me :) :)
WYR party naked in the wild, or in an elegant attire in a classy French setting
Someone I know. there are a couple colleagues on my wife I could gladly have a 3some with. But again you're a stranger I would also gladly have fun with
WYR rather have a short wild rough sex or a long milder session
So do I want my dirty ideas to become reals...or do I want to be able to read other people dirty ideas? :)
Read other people's mind!
WYR have a pet or be a pet (and you know what I mean)
Well, depends what you call "weird dreams" ;)
I do not remember my dreams anyway so I'll go for the weird :P
WYR pass your life with a fun unstable freaky guy, or a more boring stable guy?