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The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen. Shower though

Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can’t get a clear shot of a robber standing still. Shower though

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can’t remember what that thing was? Shower though

Yeah well we all love you

Could not say it better myself

I adore you to bestie

Couse we live in a brokon world we're it's good to be bad and ture good is seen as wierd but that makes you a rare soul theres nout wrong with the way you are your awrsome bestie have you ever thoght maybe it's not you

You are importent bestie

2. If you’re invisible, and you close your eyes, can you see through your eyelids?

Why are deliveries on a ship called cargo, but in a car, it’s called a shipment? Shower thought

Wishes any one on here a great day and feel greatful to the peaple I meet you peaple know who you are

Does killing time damage eternity ?

What do sheep count when they can't sleep ?

How can a cemetery raise its burial charges and blame it on the cost of living ?

She looks like she would eat me alive but iam in lol

And why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies, when you cook bacon and bake cookies? shower thoght

If life is unfair to everyone, does that mean life is actually fair? Shower though

You don't try you are kind and fun you've earned my respect 100 times over

Not at all your amazing just don't think that way it don't make you shallow your a beautiful soul