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  1. Luvitsmooth

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    Trying not to be too obvious when admiring someone from afar
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    Kiss handshake hug or fuck, ass slap. Or anything else.

    Waves at Sun, blows kisses from a safe distance :(
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    Vets

    I hate to point something out. But the Selous (correct spelling) Scouts, were disbanded in 1980. Only people from the Rhodesian, SthAfrican, Zambian and Mozambique military served in them. No US forces served in this unit. I do not appreciate people claiming to have served where and when it was...
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    What mad you say FUCK today

    Carrying my groceries up to my apartment today, tripped on a step, dropped a bag. Idiot had put the glass Jars on the bottom of the bag!! Open the bag to raspeberry jam and English mustard coulis. FUCK!!!!
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    STOCK UP ON BUGSPRAY! A ZIKA-ESQUE VIRUS FROM AFRICA WILL BE THE NEXT PANDEMIC

    Well said Shy. We have some serious mosquito borne viruses in Australia, Murray Valley encephalitis, Ross River Fever, etc. These can be fatal. But proper prevention and precautions keep exposure and fatalities to a minimum.
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    Daylight fuckin ..... WTF

    I can't stand it, the extra hours of sunshine fade my curtains!! ;)
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    CORONAVIRUS: RESULT OF 5G

    If the 'Illuminati ' were going to release a virus it would be one to eliminate all conspiracy theorists, anti vaxxers, antifa et al, since you are all such self proclaimed enemies of the future state. The fact all they are all still fucking well alive is surely proof enough that the virus...
  8. Luvitsmooth

    Kiss the person above you

    Kiss on the cheek as a hello nice to meet you
  9. Luvitsmooth

    The “ing” game

    Yearning
  10. Luvitsmooth

    A-Z Turn Ons

    Queef query
  11. Luvitsmooth

    Chain gang

    Diprotodon
  12. Luvitsmooth

    Two words-same letter

    Zambian zealots
  13. Luvitsmooth

    Last thing you purchased.

    Hobby materials, and like Gretel, waiting on deliveries!! HTFU!
  14. Luvitsmooth

    A-Z Turn Ons

    Oral mumblings
  15. Luvitsmooth

    What are you doing right now???

    Just finished a coffee, watching tv and being lazy. :)
  16. Luvitsmooth

    Can or can't

    Can't Can you understand why everyone thought Friends was such a great show?
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    Last thing you purchased.

    A new ez curl bar
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    Last time you

    Yesterday Last time you were in an adult store
  19. Luvitsmooth

    A-Z Turn Ons

    Colourful language
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