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Ironing

Strips

No, dinners done - I’m onto the drinks stage now!! Are you doing anything exciting this weekend?

Thinking most eroginous zone

Jiggling jugs

Porn (I like the story lines) how you feeling?

Her word that makes you smile

Tight ass you know what you want me to do with your hair and I don’t think I’ll ever get to see you again One time I .....

Youth Make up a swear word/rude sounding word for me that I can use in a conversation this week

Sex forums are for weirdos

Hypnotist As a thankyou for the amazing party I’ll take you away on holiday somewhere - where are we going?

Social distancing is for wimps

Dick pic avatars are sexy

Shorts I want you to organise my birthday party - what theme are we having?

I wouldn’t say spiritual as such, but I’m definately a thinker Are you a decision maker?

Make everyone hate you in five words or fewer - not looking to cause drama or to attack people personally, just good old sarcasm, humour and tongue in cheek banter! I’ll start: Women belong in the kitchen

Should we invent beef shaped bacon products??

Is there a life crisis big enough that bacon won’t solve?

Did you make that word up? I guess it’s a no from me! Lol Are You low key stalking anyone’s profile here?

Did anyone else read beacon as “bacon”?