Lol - so you’re going to get me drunk, cuff me, blindfold me, make me wear a tutu, smear me in peanut butter, chocolate and glitter, slap me with a belt - and then what? Do we watch a romantic film??
You’re kind of alright aswell! ;)
Who’d have thought that two perverts meeting in the gutter could become this much, you are the Ernie to my Bert, the Marge to my Homer, the Holmes to my Sherlock, the Leia to my Luke......no, wait!!! Lol