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My defence is that I'm bored and am trying to fit in.

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First things first, I'd use my tongue to get your hole nice and slick for me. Then I would hold you down in a mating press so I can see the look on your face while I pound you in slow, powerful thrusts.

I'm quite certain they clearly stated they wanted a "partner with pussy".

Your body absolutely is fuckable! Now, what do I have to do to indulge? :P

1, which means...

Arguably, so is posting the same nude over and over when you're it. Also, 8.

Fuck it, you only live once. Let's give the bear some honey!

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1, which can only mean one thing:

Any ladies in/around London looking for some NSA fun? Let me know and let's see what we can do.

Pass.

I believe I might be able to arrange for you to receive a high-intensity, no-holds-barred arsepounding.

Let's be honest, it is funny to watch them try.

Hey! How's it going?

Pass.

Thought I'd give this a try since I was bored and horny. Any passing ladies/bottom boys who like what they see, let me know!

Hi! Can't believe I only noticed you following me now - saw your pics and I love them. Hit me up if you want a chat sometime.

Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question - the answer is "yes".