Today in local news, Sandrock, a local ice-cube tray salesman, visited the Free Chat Zoo today to find it completely devoid of animals except for one very upbeat dog. When pressed for comment, Sandrock replied that, "It was just a shitzu."
In politics, more things that will annoy some people and...
Breaking news, I've somehow wandered into a news station, much to the confusion of me. Various eyewitnesses have claimed that I may or may not have used a rock to bust a window to enter, but reports are still sketchy at best. We now take you live with me on the scene.
Thank you, me. As you can...