Hey I'm a fairly handsome guy with good chat and a nice body, quite well endowed. Scottish too so I have a kilt. Would any ladies like to message with me on WhatsApp for general nice chat as well as sexting and exchanging explicit photos, mutual masturbation even via video? Please let me know x
I cannot tell a lie...I'm going through such a dry patch, sexing/sexting/chatting/general-willygasming-wise that I'm afraid I'm in danger of growing out of my being-a-rascalness altogether.
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Waaaaay more and including untold drama, tragedy and general horror than I can post in a thread...It's genuinely lovely to see you are active and well, I'll get in touch if I may to catch up
I cannot tell a lie, I was recently fired from a restaurant job for being caught by a colleague while I was with a Christmas party guest in a storage cupboard doing stuff outwith my waiting duties
Here's your first message on your profile. It's a terribly boring message, apologies. Trying to think how to liven it up a bit. Ummmm...WILLIES AND VAGINAS
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