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My sleep schedule could be a porn star, it's so fucked.

It's believed that the Bowsette meme is the reason Nintendo's stock rose up more than the Nintendo Direct's release did.

wat lol

The Bowsette meme is the best thing to happen to the internet. Need. More. Now.

I promise, this time it wasn't me chewing on the cables!

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila!

It's all good, FroatThuck. <3 You were just faster than me.

A: Myself. I hardly ever cum anyways. Q: What would you tell your younger self, in ten words or less?

Ugh, Paul, I can. Not. Even. How do you expect me to sacrifice this goat to Satan when it's not free range, organic, and fed soy lattes?

I like the profile picture. Looks familiar...

A. I'd rather they walk in on me. I may not like mine, but I know that it wouldn't bother me in the slightest if I'm seen naked. I can't say the same for everyone else. EDIT: Got ninja'd, lol. Not comfortable answering the most recent question. Skip me. Q. [REDACTED]

"Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!” Quoth the Raven “We have updated our terms and services!”

My favorite band, without a doubt. Pretty nerdy, but hey, gotta love odd music sometimes.

Whooo! It's not just me quasi-suffering! For reals tho, I do hope it gets back up soon. I do enjoy chatting with some of the users on here.

It's the ones you see always laughing that you need to check on the most.

Been on the chat part of the site for the better part of a year (made a new profile so I could make a longer name). That part is down for me, so here I am. Here, two truths and a lie, guess what one is a lie: I have 11 toes. I taught myself to be ambidextrous. Han shot first.

Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.