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It's December already?!? What the fudgesticks?!?!

A: Bank clerk Q: Who was the first person you spoke to after losing your virginity about the experience ?

A: Bed Q: What was your first job?

A: Whiskey. Q: Snack time! Do you reach for something sweet or salty?

A: Idris Elba or Kate Beckinsale. Can I have a threesome? Q: What's your go-to breakfast?

Edging

Tribbing

A: According to the quiz I just took, it's an owl. Go figure! Q: When it comes to chocolate, milk, white or dark?

Making love. Not fucking, just slow, passionate love-making.

A: Yes I have, and turns out the person liked me just fine without the exaggeration, so I got a life lesson. Did this when I was much younger, so I learnt to just be my entirely weird self. Q: Of all the famous people who passed away, if you had the option of bringing one back, who would it be?

This wascally wabbit is sorry! Sending you lots of hugs and more hugs, hoping to be able to talk with you real soon!

I want to hug you and take you out for some ice cream and a nice long chat. You're very brave and such a great daughter! You've lived a hard life, but you have survived and done what you needed to do to make it. You're strong and you have an amazingly good heart! I'm sending you love and...

A: The French Polynesian Islands. They look absolutely gorgeous and I'd like to pretend to be a millionaire basking in such beauty. Q: What is that one scent that reminds you of happiness?

Hurray! Thank you kind lady!

I can't tell a lie, I would hug you, if you'd let me, so that at least for the moment, things won't be so very awful and miserable to you. I hope life gets better. You deserve to be happy.

Roses this is beautiful! Can I use this elsewhere please? I'll be sure to credit you as the author.

If I were to see your profile and you mentioned guns in it, I'd move along. I've been a survivor of an armed crime and guns scare me. Quite a few women aren't into guns so much and in that group is all of my friends and I. Some that do might be the crazy ones you mentioned before. Maybe...

Cyberbabies are carried in pods that are created by dick pics in chats, so no one has the inconvenience of carrying them. They gestate for as long as they feel, because cyberbabies are unpredictable bastards. They are born when they had enough of the cocks surrounding them and bust out, to...

Double major psychology and human resources. Minored in cute frat boys and sorority girls ;)