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I give up

It's nice to have a reason to be here again.. x

A site full of promise has descended into a haven for solicitation and utter arseholes with no grasp of the english language

You're welcome and thanks for the feedback

So quite a few years ago, I had been going out with a lovely lady called Elaine, curvy, buxom, just a nice woman but it didn't work out in the end, long story. So the place I was working in was very cosy with a nice group of people who decided to take me out to drown my sorrows. So I'd say a...

I think you should all move to Ireland so we can all go out for a drink, have a flirt and a chat and then back to my house near the sea for an all-nighter... Ireland is also neutral so when Donkey Trump and Kim Yong Nuts start firing nukes, you'll probably live a little longer too.

I was hoping for a better experience on OFC, and it's getting there.. slowly

I have used champagne (and the bottle) extremely rudely.. I distinctly remember her saying she could feel the bubbles inside her and on her clit.. before it was uncerimoniously licked clean..

I would love to find out all about the kind of fun you are after...

I can just imagine my hot flat tongue sweeping up and down, probing inside, teasing you, using my lips to tug on your outer lips before circling your clit very slowly, barely touching it, building your pleasure until you grip my head with your thighs and come extremely hard, your entire body...

A terribly underrated area of the body.. and probably underappreciated too.. oh and very nice by the way

Beauty isn't a strong enough word...

It really calls into question the mentality of someone looking for attention.. It's bizarre

Ha and I thought we were all virtuous and angelic on this site.

I could make a smutty comment but I won't! Any suggestions then Renee?

Well I guess it is! I wouldn't be that selfish however..

As a connoisseur and oral addict, I can tell you going down for hours may sound amazing, but it's a totally false assumption. Go down and go down again and again as part of a long session with different positions and different levels of stimulus. A guy licking and sucking and kissing for that...

It's a sensation thing Ali.. not that whipped cream isn't as sensual...anyway.. This has gone way off topic!