A General History of the Robberies and Murders of the most notorious Pyrate

Pyrate

Pyrate

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so long as it's legal eh? Well, i'm the worst pyrate you've ever heard of. A man who can be trusted, who can be counted on, and who can't betray his friends. What kind of pyrate is that? The worst. On the other hand, maybe I'm a man who can't pass up a chance for revenge against the black-hearted bastards who stole my honor and left me to die in the middle of a desert -- twice! -- and who knows how to get what he wants. Now, that's a great pyrate. I confess, I intend to commandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, and go on the account, to do a little honest piracy, and raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out.
 
Zmbiemom said:
Man, your Honor must be one good lookin' woman to have been stolen --- twice!
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alas there is nothing feminine in my honor that was taken and thus emasculated me; however on another occasion it could be said that a women whom took my innocence in my misspent youth, but that is tale for another time...
 
It was a joke lol I wasn't saying you were in any way feminine, or emasculated but I'm sorry, i didn't mean any offense by it....

I dig pirates, wanted to be one when I was younger. My favorite pirate was Morgan Adams from Cutthroat Island (movie), and I used to pretend I was her. :)
 
Zmbiemom said:
It was a joke lol I wasn't saying you were in any way feminine, or emasculated but I'm sorry, i didn't mean any offense by it....

I dig pirates, wanted to be one when I was younger. My favorite pirate was Morgan Adams from Cutthroat Island (movie), and I used to pretend I was her. :)
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well, that's fine, because i was not offended in anyway whatsoever by your conversational points...

ah, pirates are an interesting lot, especially when one is younger; I have heard tales and whispers of this cinematic masterpiece but have yet to lay eyes upon it... i was always partial to Dr. Peter Blood from Captain Blood (the movie versus the novel) but I was ne'er as so bold as to make believe or pretend the role.
 
Iridescent_Goddess said:
Ah, yes, the ever intriguing adventures of one savvy pyrate, always in the throes of mischief, but has this worst and great pyrate procured his jar of dirt?
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"Knowing that the reason for the jar of dirt runs the risk of being absconded by the most unscrupulous persons imaginable, i have found a place upriver to be safe from the fury of the unpredictable Sea, and yet in close enough proximity to it, to occasionally & daringly risk life and limb to be out upon it, defying the powers... savvy?"
 
Pyrate said:
"Knowing that the reason for the jar of dirt runs the risk of being absconded by the most unscrupulous persons imaginable, i have found a place upriver to be safe from the fury of the unpredictable Sea, and yet in close enough proximity to it, to occasionally & daringly risk life and limb to be out upon it, defying the powers... savvy?"
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Oh the cleverness and cheekiness of the most creative capt’n in this fishbowl, scheming and bamboozling the natural order of things with finesse
 
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