can sex count as a christmas present?

[goodguy97]

Sounds odd, but can sex count as an xmas present i mean has anybody had sex as a xmas present before, i mean if your best friend said you can fuck her and that can be your xmas present would you be happy with that??

 

[Fessendessen]

I'd be happy with it. I actually really wanna fuck one of my friends so...

 

[Jay_Phoenix]

that's what i'm hoping to get for christmas haha

 

[astrochic]

its numbnuts like you that kill people being selfish, ffs get a grip and stay away from others during this pandemic, keep ya little winkies in ya pants and meditate

 

[Jay_Phoenix]

I think @Mika_Munchkin is my alibi that i'm being good and staying in

 

[fiercepotion]

Awww it's okay @Jay_Phoenix you can still have fun with me hahaa definitely won't get covid this way lol

 

[goodguy97]

Awww it's okay @Jay_Phoenix you can still have fun with me hahaa definitely won't get covid this way lol

Damn now you would look good under my tree you are gorgeous

 

[fiercepotion]

Damn now you would look good under my tree you are gorgeous

I'd look good under my own tree tbh hahahaa

 

[astrochic]

I'd look good under my own tree tbh hahahaa

ya sure would @fiercepotion

 

[fiercepotion]

ya sure would @fiercepotion

Lol

 

[goodguy97]

I'd look good under my own tree tbh hahahaa

If you where my present i would banging you for hours on end lol, especially cause only one day of the year

 

[fiercepotion]

If you where my present i would banging you for hours on end lol, especially cause only one day of the year

Lol you'd be waiting in line some don't like sharing hehehe

 

[astrochic]

Lol you'd be waiting in line some don't like sharing hehehe

boom

 

[goodguy97]

Lol you'd be waiting in line some don't like sharing hehehe

Im guessing your gonna be busy cmas then with all us men

 

[goodguy97]

As long as i get a piece of you i dont mibd waiting

 

[fiercepotion]

Im guessing your gonna be busy cmas then with all us men

Lol no I dont give my goodies to just anyone lol

 

[fiercepotion]

As long as i get a piece of you i dont mibd waiting

Lol a piece... Am I meat or something?

 

[astrochic]

Lol a piece... Am I meat or something?

I will translate "fuck off you bell end"