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MuadDib

MuadDib

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It's been eating me up inside and I don't know what to do about it but confess. Over this Thanksgiving Holiday I did something horrendous. For 3 days I, I repeatedly snorted cocaine off of A dead Turkeys ass, yes a fucking dead one. I know I am a sick man. Worse still, I do believe the whore was pregnant, which I found while cutting up the body. That bitch was always fucking pregnant. The slut could never leave a Cocks cock alone. I just couldn't stop , even after I realized how wrong it was. If I'm completely honest, the depravity of it all made me like it even more. Ok, thanks for listening. I feel fantastic now. Good day anyone listening!
 
MuadDib said:
It's been eating me up inside and I don't know what to do about it but confess. Over this Thanksgiving Holiday I did something horrendous. For 3 days I, I repeatedly snorted cocaine off of A dead Turkeys ass, yes a fucking dead one. I know I am a sick man. Worse still, I do believe the whore was pregnant, which I found while cutting up the body. That bitch was always fucking pregnant. The slut could never leave a Cocks cock alone. I just couldn't stop , even after I realized how wrong it was. If I'm completely honest, the depravity of it all made me like it even more. Ok, thanks for listening. I feel fantastic now. Good day anyone listening!
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Was it a turkey or a person?
 
Fuckray said:
Well Happy Thanksgiving
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. LMFAO..another confession, I forgot I wrote this. I woke up and noticed I had a new email and then just saw DEAD WHORE staring me in the face before I saw Online fee chat or anything else. I gotta say it freaked me the hell out :eek: thought WTF in my grogginess.. Anyway then it hit me and got a laugh! :) ..thanks Ray , hope you had good holiday! I Thought about removing this thread but screw it, I'm not going to censor myself, even it is foolery!
 
MuadDib said:
. LMFAO..another confession, I forgot I wrote this. I woke up and noticed I had a new email and then just saw DEAD WHORE staring me in the face before I saw Online fee chat or anything else. I gotta say it freaked me the hell out :eek: thought WTF in my grogginess.. Anyway then it hit me and got a laugh! :) ..thanks Ray , hope you had good holiday! I Thought about removing this thread but screw it, I'm not going to censor myself, even it is foolery!
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I saw the title and immediately assumed it had to be something funny and yes it was. Had great Thanksgiving and seeing this was a bonus.
 
Fuckray said:
I saw the title and immediately assumed it had to be something funny and yes it was. Had great Thanksgiving and seeing this was a bonus.
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Lol thanks brother, glad to give a laugh! Moral of story, be grateful for family during the Holidays. :) Mine were all away, and now I've dug a hole so deep I may never escape! Cocaine, a hell of a drug...the horror...The Horror!!! ;)
 
MuadDib said:
Lol thanks brother, glad to give a laugh! Moral of story, be grateful for family during the Holidays. :) Mine were all away, and now I've dug a hole so deep I may never escape! Cocaine, a hell of a drug...the horror...The Horror!!! ;)
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As long as that hole don't involve any dead human whores you will always have a chance at escaping it. Good luck to ya.
 
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