Morning News Report

RoxinToxin

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Today in local news, Sandrock, a local ice-cube tray salesman, visited the Free Chat Zoo today to find it completely devoid of animals except for one very upbeat dog. When pressed for comment, Sandrock replied that, "It was just a shitzu."
In politics, more things that will annoy some people and others will applaud. People will lie, people will throw half chewed facts, some people will tweet things, and still life will go on. More on this as the same old same old develops.
In the music scene, Carly Fox threw an accordion, five kazoos, a slightly condescending french horn, a Rickenbacker lefty strung bass guitar, and a talented rapper and ex-bouncy house wrestler down a flight of stairs and recorded it. It is currently spending it's eighth week at the top of the charts.
This has been RoxinToxin with your morning news.
 
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