My funny sex story...

Huskyvoice

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So quite a few years ago, I had been going out with a lovely lady called Elaine, curvy, buxom, just a nice woman but it didn't work out in the end, long story. So the place I was working in was very cosy with a nice group of people who decided to take me out to drown my sorrows. So I'd say a group of 10 of us went our drinking and clubbing and I remember very little of it. But I remember going back to one of the groups house and some of us watching a stand up comic video (VHS) before falling asleep.
When I woke up the sun was coming up and I was alone with Margo. Margo was from Northern Ireland, a big buxom girl with a song song accent, someone who I hadn't looked at sexually before. But I was drunk, single and newly horny. She had made a bed on her couch but after done banter we ended up in her big double bed. More flirting ensued and soon enough we were kissing and then things got now heated.
After a while she was naked and enjoying my mouth on her body. She kept saying "beautiful" in that song song accent while I was fully clothed and licking and kissing her all over. She clearly loved the attention. When I went down on her, her moaning and loudness intensified. She was very loud. .. but she didn't come.
So after a while, I was naked and we started the dance of different positions, lots of doggy style, spooning, more and more oral. We must have fucked in five different positions.. but again, even though she was extremely loud and appreciative, she still hasn't come. My cock was numb, but drunkenness had made me defiant, and if you know me, I really get off on a partners pleasure, so making her come was very important, it was part of my pleasure.
So after a while of really intense hard fucking, no pretense, just random and lots, she is on top of me, grinding away and panting hard and shouting "beautiful, beautiful". I'm slamming my cock up into her, my hands on her huge heavy hanging breasts. Massive globes which I loved. She gets that urgent twitching and I'm thinking, this is it, yeah, come now.. Please!
Right then, she slips of my cock and kind of knee walks up to my face. She unceremoniously grabs my head and buries it in her soaking wet pussy, a dark pink mess of wetness and prominent lips. And that's great, I'm on it. My tongue is inside her, sliding up and down , lapping her large clit.. and she is grinding against me and pretty much using my face for her pleasure. She is loud, so very loud, panting and holding her breath, and then going again. I remember thinking, yep, any second now she's going to erupt and it will be amazing.

But...

The only thing holding my head up is her hands. Her thighs are locked around my shoulders and I have no way of using my elbows, and in the heat of the admittedly hot moment, I wasn't that bothered, until I felt the pain in the base of my neck. It started small and began to creep down my spine. As immersed as I was in eating her delicious cunt, I tried to ignore it but it was getting more and more painful. But you know, she was close, she sounded close, she was literally screaming so again I thought..ok, ok, ok just keep going, she'll come any second.. any second now...

Ten minutes later, she had the most incredible, intense, full body orgasm, her pussy quivering and shooting out these little needle jets of juices. I mean it sounded Earth shattering. She then finally released my hair and head and I fell back into the bed, letting out a bowl of complete agony. In her excitement she mistook this for a howl of horniness and took my cock, which was still somehow rock hard, back into her mouth in a kind of frenzied craziness. I had to stop her and tell her I was in terrible pain, which I was!

So, she has to gingerly slide me sideways and dress me slowly, me smelling of alcohol and her come. She rang a taxi and we went to the emergency room, where the doctor, who was oddly uncurious about how I hurt myself, put me in a collar and said I had turned muscles and not to take it off for a week! How was I supposed to explain this to anyone? We got a taxi back to her place, parted with a small kiss and I walked back to my place, eventually having a very tender shower and awkward nap.

I slept with her again three weeks later, sober, and while it was very similar, she sat on my face for that massive single orgasm this time. I never got to come either time!

So about six weeks ago, I had an MRI on my neck following some pain while working. The results showed vertebrae from C4 to C7 were badly bulging and damaged, and looked like old injuries. Maybe it wasn't connected, but it brought back that night. You know, despite the pain, it was one memorable night, and even though it was pure sex and nothing else, it's a great memory...

Thanks for reading x
 
So quite a few years ago, I had been going out with a lovely lady called Elaine, curvy, buxom, just a nice woman but it didn't work out in the end, long story. So the place I was working in was very cosy with a nice group of people who decided to take me out to drown my sorrows. So I'd say a group of 10 of us went our drinking and clubbing and I remember very little of it. But I remember going back to one of the groups house and some of us watching a stand up comic video (VHS) before falling asleep.
When I woke up the sun was coming up and I was alone with Margo. Margo was from Northern Ireland, a big buxom girl with a song song accent, someone who I hadn't looked at sexually before. But I was drunk, single and newly horny. She had made a bed on her couch but after done banter we ended up in her big double bed. More flirting ensued and soon enough we were kissing and then things got now heated.
After a while she was naked and enjoying my mouth on her body. She kept saying "beautiful" in that song song accent while I was fully clothed and licking and kissing her all over. She clearly loved the attention. When I went down on her, her moaning and loudness intensified. She was very loud. .. but she didn't come.
So after a while, I was naked and we started the dance of different positions, lots of doggy style, spooning, more and more oral. We must have fucked in five different positions.. but again, even though she was extremely loud and appreciative, she still hasn't come. My cock was numb, but drunkenness had made me defiant, and if you know me, I really get off on a partners pleasure, so making her come was very important, it was part of my pleasure.
So after a while of really intense hard fucking, no pretense, just random and lots, she is on top of me, grinding away and panting hard and shouting "beautiful, beautiful". I'm slamming my cock up into her, my hands on her huge heavy hanging breasts. Massive globes which I loved. She gets that urgent twitching and I'm thinking, this is it, yeah, come now.. Please!
Right then, she slips of my cock and kind of knee walks up to my face. She unceremoniously grabs my head and buries it in her soaking wet pussy, a dark pink mess of wetness and prominent lips. And that's great, I'm on it. My tongue is inside her, sliding up and down , lapping her large clit.. and she is grinding against me and pretty much using my face for her pleasure. She is loud, so very loud, panting and holding her breath, and then going again. I remember thinking, yep, any second now she's going to erupt and it will be amazing.

But...

The only thing holding my head up is her hands. Her thighs are locked around my shoulders and I have no way of using my elbows, and in the heat of the admittedly hot moment, I wasn't that bothered, until I felt the pain in the base of my neck. It started small and began to creep down my spine. As immersed as I was in eating her delicious cunt, I tried to ignore it but it was getting more and more painful. But you know, she was close, she sounded close, she was literally screaming so again I thought..ok, ok, ok just keep going, she'll come any second.. any second now...

Ten minutes later, she had the most incredible, intense, full body orgasm, her pussy quivering and shooting out these little needle jets of juices. I mean it sounded Earth shattering. She then finally released my hair and head and I fell back into the bed, letting out a bowl of complete agony. In her excitement she mistook this for a howl of horniness and took my cock, which was still somehow rock hard, back into her mouth in a kind of frenzied craziness. I had to stop her and tell her I was in terrible pain, which I was!

So, she has to gingerly slide me sideways and dress me slowly, me smelling of alcohol and her come. She rang a taxi and we went to the emergency room, where the doctor, who was oddly uncurious about how I hurt myself, put me in a collar and said I had turned muscles and not to take it off for a week! How was I supposed to explain this to anyone? We got a taxi back to her place, parted with a small kiss and I walked back to my place, eventually having a very tender shower and awkward nap.

I slept with her again three weeks later, sober, and while it was very similar, she sat on my face for that massive single orgasm this time. I never got to come either time!

So about six weeks ago, I had an MRI on my neck following some pain while working. The results showed vertebrae from C4 to C7 were badly bulging and damaged, and looked like old injuries. Maybe it wasn't connected, but it brought back that night. You know, despite the pain, it was one memorable night, and even though it was pure sex and nothing else, it's a great memory...

Thanks for reading x
That's nothing short of hilarious, thanx for the laugh!!
 
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