You may wear the pants in the relationship. But I control the zipper. 
spykoinc
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If your having a shitty day... remember your someone's reason to masturbate. XD
Forget about prince charming....go for a wolf. He can see you better,hear you better and eat you better. XD
Why air is like sex......... Because it's no big deal untill you dont get any.
A guy goes to the store and buys condoms. The cashier "you need a bag?" The guy " no she's not that ugly!"
Sometimes you don't know where you stand. But be patient it will come to you.
Lately I remembered my first time. God I was bad. Good thing I'm a better driver now.
Food or sex.....who cares as long as you spice it up..... Both good
Sometimes a simple day with the folks is the only thing you need.
When there's someone you can't stop thinking about but you go blank when you have to talk.
Some things in life are made to be appreciated, thank you to all my friends.
Happy New Year to everyone
Merry Christmas and I wish you all a great time.
Some people can make you forget all the bad shit just by saying hi. Ty AD
some days you just wish you just lived in another country.
When she keeps your days entertaining but also takes charge of your dreams.
I discovered something lately and since then the days are so much better. But the nights omg the nights.
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