I pimped her out as an Uber.
Name something you can say about your car but not your partner...
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She's been running completely on battery for the last week
Yeah... She's a thirsty old lady.
She didn't even indicate when she turned! Could have been a nasty accident...
She's a beauty, but the undercarriage is a mess.
The latest model is very fancy and modern, but the older model is more reliable 
She's a rental
Surprisingly little room in the back
I think the prior owner blew out the rear end
Today she served bestiality, a stone marten had crawled into her and destroyed her.
I just wish she'd crank over.
The neighbor's is so much nicer