Name something you can say about your car but not your partner...

[CooknBacnNakd]

Sure, take her for a test drive and see how she handles

 

[Slappy]

My dad called, he needs you to pick him up and give him a ride.

 

[ShayGO]

My partner would still need to get around in the car while I’m away, so I just gave my brother her keys so he’d turn her on and ride her until I return.

 

[ShayGO]

*At a workshop*
I’m having problems with her, so I guess you’ll have to screw and open her up into pieces.

 

[ShayGO]

She’s an old 2000, white, of German make - I recently bought her for my pork business, cause I can fit tons of sausages inside her

 

[CooknBacnNakd]

She can fit 5 grown men comfortably

 

[Benderbrow365]

She needs her fluids topped up next time the mechanics is in her

 

[MarcusBrody]

She never got hit in the ass

 

[CooknBacnNakd]

She's got a lot of miles on her... time to trade her in on a newer model.

 

[CooknBacnNakd]

I let my neighbor borrow her... he gave her a thorough waxing before he brought her back.

 

[CooknBacnNakd]

It's so hard to fit in these European models

 

[CooknBacnNakd]

Careful, do that and she's liable to blow a gasket

 

[CooknBacnNakd]

She's got the biggest headers I've ever seen

 

[Honeybear]

Back end is sagging a little, may need to trade her in.

 

[OIMhorny]

She runs

 

[FunWithMore]

Get under her and see what makes that noise…