Husband.
My wife beats me doctor.
Doctor.
Oh dear, how often?.
Husband.
Everytime we play scrabble.
My wife beats me doctor.
Doctor.
Oh dear, how often?.
Husband.
Everytime we play scrabble.
Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
It‘s fucking close to water.
I prefer a good stout, myself. Cheers!
It‘s fucking close to water.
I prefer a good stout, myself. Cheers!
A man had his credit card stolen, but didn't report it as they used it less than his wife.
Q. What is the thinnest book in the world?.
A. A book written by men with what they know about women.
A. A book written by men with what they know about women.
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wal.
A. Damn
A. Damn
Q. Why does a cow wear a bell around it's neck?.
A. Because it's horn is broken.
A. Because it's horn is broken.
Q: Why is masturbation just like procrastination?
A: It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself.
A: It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself.
Q. What did the frog do after he heard a funny joke?.
A. He started to croak up.
A. He started to croak up.
Q. Why are frogs such good liars?.
A. Because they are amFIBians.
A. Because they are amFIBians.
Q. What has more lives than a cat?.
A. A frog croaks every night.
A. A frog croaks every night.
I always love a good pun. A bad pun is even better!
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A: An irrelephant.
A: An irrelephant.
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2 mattresses were talking.
1 says to the other. I could win a Oscar.
The other says in which category?.
The 1st one says, best supporting mattress.
1 says to the other. I could win a Oscar.
The other says in which category?.
The 1st one says, best supporting mattress.
Q. Why is maths always sad?.
A. Because it has so many problems.
A. Because it has so many problems.
That’s why you guys across the pond call it Maths. I agree with that term, for the record. It makes more sense to me than just Math. Like the metric system. But that’s a separate discussion.
Maths is plural because there is more than 1 topic in maths.
Algebra, trigonometry, geometry and just plain old +×÷-.
True that! It’s mathematics not mathematic. I was trying to come up with a joke about the plural of maths that references polyamorous relationships. But so far I got nothing. Any ideas?
How many blow jobs does it take to fill a coke bottle?
Well what a coincidence! I just finished drinking this coke...
Well what a coincidence! I just finished drinking this coke...
As I've only just seen your post, nothing.