Sometimes the thought in my head get bored and go out for a stroll through my mouth.
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Let’s face it, some people can only be described as “Should have been a blow-job”.
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I don’t mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
Sorry... Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
Déjà Poo: The feeling that you’ve heard this crap before. :/
Sargasm: When the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming that you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently :O
If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their head... you’re doing something wrong.
If it’s the thought that counts... I should probably be in jail.
Sarcasm is Not an attitude. It is an art form.
My neighbors listen to Really great music...
Some day you’re going to find someone who is totally obsessed with you.
I’m so tired of saying “Oh shit, my mask.” Like I’m Batman or some shit. O.O
Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky bastards that get to meet us. XD
Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle... Do it!
If you are waiting for me to give a fuck, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while. XD
A co-worker once asked me if “I could be any more annoying”...
I think that my problem is that I have all these Fantastic bad ideas.
Today’s checklist: 1. Drink your coffee. 2. Stay focused and positive. 3. Don’t freak out. ... -
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